Stoner Chef

I'm an AuDHD with a glorious dad bod. I enjoy horror/sci-fi and gardening. I'm building a nice Funko collection. My musical taste is musicfluid. I make soups, stews, chilis, and sauces that will blow your mind. I'm an intermediate bourbon snob. My eyes are two different colors. My wife owns a tattoo, piercing, & art studio. She and I are polyamorous. We have a perfect pittie princess. My birthday is December 9th. Reddit: TheJTLovecraft Favorite movie: Miracle Favorite horror movie: In The Mouth Of Madness Favorite actor/actress: Johnny Depp and Jennifer Lawrence Favorite band: Rammstein Favorite bourbon: Wild Turkey Rare Breed Favorite book: Kitchen Confidential Favorite cartoon: Bob's Burgers Favorite TV show: Parts Unknown Favorite "reality" show: Rupaul's Drag Race Favorite position: doggy Weird thing that turns me on: Thunderstorms Who would play me in a movie: Christian Kane Dream job: strip club owner Favorite vacation spot: beach!!!!